ATTN Chris Brown: It's Not Gonna Happen

In the latest issue of Giant Magazine, Chris Brown claims that Gabrielle Union has shown interest in him. That dark liquor will get you. Read the following excerpt from the magazine:

Brown is used to attention from grown women (he claims 34-year old [actress] Gabrielle Union has shown interest in him) ... "I appreciate it because that means they really like me ... but it's kind of spooky," he says with a half-scared, half-animated smile.

Let the kid dream.