ATTN All: Convulsion Does Not = Dancing

Chris Brown has a seizure showdown with a bunch of randoms. Watch if you care.

[Shout out to watahell!]

Pray For Michael Jackson's Face

The King of Pop was spotted at a Barnes & Noble in Vegas with his brood. He appears to be covered in plasters. Pics below.

It Has Engulfed Our Society

[Shout out to Boris!]

Lauryn Hill Pregnant With Fifth Child

This is her fifth pregnancy for Bob Marley's son, Rohan. There's a lot of talk about Rohan being in Ethiopia and being listed as single on MySpace and what not. But what I wanna know is why UNSTABLE WOMEN KEEP HAVING BABIES?!?!?! It's not right.

My Head Hurts

No seriously...it does. Read...

A teacher's aide in Indiana has resigned after trying to staple a note to a 4th grader's forehead.

According to the principal at Jefferson Elementary in Plymouth, the teacher's aide asked the 4th grader to remove a post-it note from her forehead. The child refused and that's when the teacher's aide attempted to staple it to her head.

"She had a post-it not on her shirt and then she put it on her forehead. And she was asked to take it off. I'm not quite sure, what was said next, but then when she didn't I think there was some sarcasm of 'do you want me to put it there permanently,'" said School Principal Bob Remenih.

The child was left with two holes in her head and received a tetanus shot as a precaution.

Neither the aide nor the student are being identified at this time. But a report was filed with local police.

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It leaves me confused.

Father, God, Love On Your Children

10-year-old Gives Birth

BRUSSELS – A ten-year-old girl from Charleroi gave birth to a baby last year. The father was 13.

"The pregnancy was a big surprise to the girl and her mother," says doctor Robert Chef from Charleroi. "The child came to me with unexplained abdominal pain. She had also put on weight. Her mother had even put her on a diet for a while but that had little effect. When we examined her it turned out she was nine months pregnant. The child was carrying a full term baby."

What surprised the doctor the most was that the 10-year-old really looked her age. "Some girls look like a teenager of 15 or 16 at that age. But not this girl."

Still the delivery went smoothly. The young mother was given special treatment however. She was not admitted to the regular maternity ward lest this raise too many curious questions. She was given a bed in the children's ward.


"The father of the baby came to visit her there as well. Many pregnancies in young girls are the result of incest. But that was not at all the case here. The father was a schoolmate of 13. A young guy as well."

Robert Chef says the parents of the girl did not respond angrily. "The grandmother immediately took charge of the baby. She said she would raise it as her own child."

Yesterday the medical weekly De Huisarts reported that 57 Belgian 10-year-olds had been prescribed a birth control pill last year. Some for medical reasons, but others for actual birth control.

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Girl Stripped In Class For Missing Homework

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - A seven-year-old girl was made to strip naked by her teacher in a New Delhi school for not completing her homework, a police spokesman said on Sunday.

The minor was made to strip completely naked and stand on a desk in her class on Friday while other students were asked to boo her, the officer said.

"The teacher was arrested on a complaint by the parents but she has been released as it was a bailable offence," Rajan Bhagat told Reuters over the telephone.

"This is barbaric," Shanta Sinha, head of the National Commission for Protection of Child Rights, said in a newspaper report. "No one has the right to outrage the modesty of a child."

The commission had issued a directive this year barring schools from calling students "stupid" or "mindless".

A government study backed by the United Nations Children's Fund said earlier this year two-thirds of children in India are physically abused, mostly at home and in schools.

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There Are No Words To Explain

Foxy Brown Is Pregnant; Getting Married In September

Yes, the last post had some Foxy in it too but what can we do. It turns out that Ill Na Na is with child and is getting married in September. She has to be at least 3 months pregnant 'cause YBF apparently broke this news 2 months ago. At this time, I would like to know what a pregnant woman is doing brushing people in the head with her Blackberry? It makes no sense to me. Someone please explain. Thank you.

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Father, God, Love On Your Children

Is Lindsay Lohan Pregnant?

Word is that La Lohan could be preggers. Many media outlets have reported that the star is in rehab in Utah but sources are now saying that she never actually went there. Those reports were meant to throw the media off so she can hide in peace. Apparently this isn't the first time she's had a pregnancy scare.

*Taking a deep breath*

Okay...bringing a new life into the world is a beautiful thing. But when you are not particularly stable or, as a matter of fact, a substance abuser, it is a BAD IDEA. I could go on but it's too late for that.

Lindsay, if you're reading this, we all wanna know...

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Hip-Hop Is Destroying Our Youth

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It Can't Be Right

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Janet & JD Plan On Having Kids

Janet Jackson turned 41 last month. If she & JD started working at having a child this very moment, it would be a risky move. But no, they want to wait until after she records her LP, releases it, and tours. So we're saying at least 18 months from now.


Nothing wrong? No? Okay good.


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