Jeffrey Atkins & Irving Lorenzo: Masters Of Verbal Diarrhea

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[Shout out to Bee Easy!]

Mary J. Bliges Takes A Jab At Mariah Carey & Beyonce

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Mary J. Blige has insisted that she is glad to have missed out on the chance to record 'Umbrella'.

The singer revealed last month that Rihanna's hit track was initially offered to her. She has now claimed that the song was too "mainstream" for her.

"I'm not going to chase what [mainstream] fans like," Blige told WENN. "It might work for a Mariah. It might work for a Beyonce. But Mary J. Blige is looked at as some sort of organic thing."

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Someone needs to lay off that blue magic.

Behind Every Good Man Is A Good Bow Wow (LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I swear if this isn't the funniest thing I've seen....just...wow. Okay, so I'm sure you've seen the trailer for Bow Wow & Omarion's BET special (called Road To Platinum)...below you would find two clips from the show. The first one features an interview with Toure from BET...in the interview, he seems to be trying to clown Omarion. I'm not sure if he was just messing around or was really trying to play Omarion but, whatever the case, Bow Wow stood up for his man (look out for the pseudo-T.I. accent). He seems to want to fight Toure, but then he tells his bodyguards to "handle that" (LOL). Anyways, peep the clip...

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The second clip features Chuck & Larry whining about never having #1 videos on TRL. Please pay attention to Bow Wow's mannerisms (you'll see why I'm saying so). Now watch...

Pusha T Responds To Lil' Wayne

Apparently Weezy F. (smack me for typing that) made some comments about the "Re-Up Gang Regime" (LOL...he said it, not me). The comments were made in an interview with Complex Magazine (didn't care to find out). Anyways, watch...

[Shout out to MM!]

Someone Is Trying To Destroy The Big O

It's Mr. Tell-All-Book guy...sonny's been tryna put out that novel (yes, novel) for years. He needs to let it go. Anyways, read...

Poor Oprah Winfrey. Not only does she have to deal with the shameful lesbian abuse scandal at her South African girls school, but now a sleazebag is threatening to publish a supposed exposé about her company, Harpo, intended to further embarrass the billionaire Queen of Daytime Talk.

Last year, Keifer Bonvillain was hit with a federal extortion charge after he allegedly tried to sell Winfrey audiotapes for $1.5 million of a high-ranking Harpo employee bad-mouthing her. But the charge didn't hold up in an Illinois court.

Now Bonvillain, 37, who touts himself as a Louisiana-born "civil-rights activist," has launched a Web site in a bid to get a publisher for his exposé, titled "Ruthless."

His breathless pitch reads: "An office manager at Harpo broke his silence and his confidentiality agreement when he spoke freely about Oprah Winfrey's private life and business affairs. Keifer Bonvillain underestimated one of the world's most powerful women when he, armed with clandestinely recorded tapes, decided to write a 'tell-all' book unmasking the famed celebrity. Within days of Harpo learning about the book, two men were attempting to break into Keifer's home - presumably to get the tapes. Oprah was desperate to keep the truth from being revealed . . . The fallout was Keifer's highly publicized arrest."

Bonvillain vows to disclose that Harpo may have been involved in "blatant discrimination . . . This CEO not only knows about these practices . . . she condones them . . . Hours of taped conversations . . . reveal what they don't want the public to know about [Oprah's] private life, and a business that prides itself on its diversity."

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Embarrassing One's Self Is An Art Form...

...and Jadakiss seems to have mastered it. Jay-Z had a show in NYC over the weekend, where Jadakiss was announced as the new "Roc Boy". Please read...

Jadakiss's big Roc-A-Fella debut, didn't come off nearly as well; Jada and Green Lantern managed to bungle it completely. During "Roc Boys," the last song of the evening, most of Jay's Roc-A-Fella guys walked onstage, Jada quietly joining them. A verse in, Jay stopped the song to announce Jada as the newest member of the crew. But when Green Lantern threw on the "All About the Benjamins" instrumental, Jada wasn't having it. "That's Puff's shit," he said. "Put on one of my joints." What followed was an excruciating, endless pause, Green frantically checking his laptop to see if he had any Jadakiss tracks. Finally, he found one: "The Champ is Here." Jada: "Man, I don't know that song. Why you gotta put me on the spot like that? ('cause you're an idiot! -- RichBoi88) They don't want that." (I wanted that, but whatever.) After another excruciating pause, after Beanie Sigel actually went behind the DJ tables to help Green Lantern find another Jadakiss track, someone finally decided fuck it and put "Roc Boys" back on. Jada looked miserable.

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