Keep Me In The Shadow Of The Cross

Don't Touch That Present

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ROCK SPRINGS, Wyo. (AP) - A woman stabbed her husband with a kitchen knife following an argument that began when she accused him of opening a Christmas present early, authorities said Friday.
Misty Johnson, 34, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and battery, a felony, and misdemeanor domestic battery. Her husband, Shawn Fay Johnson, 34, was treated at a hospital for a wound to the chest, police said.

Misty Johnson made an initial court appearance Thursday in which she requested a court-appointed attorney, authorities said. She was released after posting bail, which was set at $7,500.

There was no telephone listing for her in Rock Springs.

Authorities said Shawn Johnson called 911 just before 1 a.m. Wednesday to report that his wife had stabbed him. He told police that his wife started arguing with him over his opening a Christmas present, according to court records.

As the argument escalated, Misty Johnson accused her husband of having an affair, authorities said. Police found a marriage license in the couple's apartment stating they were married in late September.

Police Detective David Thompson said he didn't know what the present was, or if it was intended for the husband.

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You Gotta Be Sh*ttin' Me

Britney Spears' little sister, Jamie Lynne, is pregnant......I just don't know. I guess white trash is as white trash does...no matter how wealthy or well-traveled. Help yourself...

Another Spears baby is reportedly on the way — and it's not Britney's. Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, told OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the father is her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge.

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," (really??!?!? -- Richboi88) she said. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."

Spears is 12 weeks along and initially kept the news to herself when she learned of the pregnancy from an at-home test and subsequent doctor visit, she told the celebrity magazine, which hits stands in New York on Wednesday and the rest of the country by Friday.

What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? "I definitely don't think it's something you should do; it's better to wait," she told the magazine. "But I can't be judgmental because it's a position I put myself in."

After she found out from a doctor that she was pregnant, she said, "I took two weeks to myself where I didn't tell anybody." (WHAT A MORON -- RichBoi88)

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I just can't fathom how you can have a trainwreck like Britney as an older sibling and still be so reckless. It makes no sense. NONE.

Remy Ma: "Me No Like Carpet"

Remy Ma's publicist has released a (poorly-punctuated) statement in response to the video of that young lady who claims to have been in relations with Remy. Help yourself...

"The fraudulent video hoax that has surfaced of an alleged female lover of Remy Ma is completely false and reps for Remy Ma emphatically deny these claims. The staged video and storyline, as well as the voice on the phone posing as Remy are all fictitious and have made it very obvious that this is a deliberate attempt to undermine Remy's name and character. Remy Ma has not nor has she ever been involved in a same sex relationship with the accuser or any other woman however Remy is respectful of those who choose the alternative lifestyle. Again, this video and claim are both 100% untrue and we hope that the involved accusers are aware of the civil liberties violated in the taping of this video."

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Correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't Remy Ma's publicist qualify as a "rep"?? If so, why is she relaying info from "reps for Remy Ma"? SMH...the bootleggedness of it all.

...And You Know What?

Ginuwine is a lucky man...

The visible undergarment. The scarred thigh. The shiny plastic. Hotness.
[Spotted @ C&D]

Splitting Images

Gary Dourdan & his long lost twin/father/grandfather

Greetings From AllTheParties.com...

Pics That Make You Wonder...

Lil' Kim at her birthday party in NYC.

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Coolio at the LAX Airport.

My Soul Is Weeping

Thanks to Fresh

*Flatlining*

Riskay featuring Aviance & Real - "Smell Yo Dick" (NS.....period)


[watahell, I appreciate you sending this to me...but I have to put you on probation]

You Can Take The Man Out Of Gary, Indiana...

...but you can't take the Gary, Indiana out of the man. Shit.
[Shout out to C&D!]

My Head Hurts

No seriously...it does. Read...

A teacher's aide in Indiana has resigned after trying to staple a note to a 4th grader's forehead.

According to the principal at Jefferson Elementary in Plymouth, the teacher's aide asked the 4th grader to remove a post-it note from her forehead. The child refused and that's when the teacher's aide attempted to staple it to her head.

"She had a post-it not on her shirt and then she put it on her forehead. And she was asked to take it off. I'm not quite sure, what was said next, but then when she didn't I think there was some sarcasm of 'do you want me to put it there permanently,'" said School Principal Bob Remenih.

The child was left with two holes in her head and received a tetanus shot as a precaution.

Neither the aide nor the student are being identified at this time. But a report was filed with local police.

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It leaves me confused.

Madame, Please Check Your Ovaries...

...because they're clearly overproducing testosterone.

It had to be addressed.

Are You Guys Serious?

Remember Little Miss Crocker? Well, it turns out that he now goes to Mr. Chow and actually has his picture taken...so I guess he's a celeb now...off of this shit. Only in America.

*passes out*

Help Me Understand...

I Was Just Minding My Own Business...

...trying to get my early morning fix of Crunk & Disorderly before I take a shower and run to class. It was supposed to be a quick look and be out type of a situation. But no...Fresh takes every opportunity she can to try to destroy me. Please feast your eyes on the following.

Damn you, Fresh. Damn you.

There Are No Words To Explain

I'm Tryna Understand...

Foxy Brown Is Going To Jail...For A Year

But you know what? That's not why I made this post. I made this post because I'm mad they have Foxy looking like Sister Patterson up there...WTF??!?

Anyways, for more on what has become of Inga's life, click here.

From Me To You

Beauty & The Beast
I'm about to run to class but this couldn't wait.

PS: Who the fuck smiles like that?