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Memphis Police have charged three men [pictured above] who they say went to a McDonald's restaurant on South Mendenhall and Winchester, dressed as women, and started a fight with employees.

Danny Mitchell and Lynn Gillespie are charged with aggravated assault. A third man, Dacorian Greer is charged with vandalism over $500.

A restaurant employee says he was working in the drive-thru window and there was an argument there. He says when he ignored them men tapping on the window, they came inside and started a fight.

One of the men is accused of hitting the manager in the head with a tire iron (WOW -- RichBoi88). Police say the manager swung back, and the men kicked off their stiletto boots, pulled off earrings and jackets in preparation for a fight (*Passes out* -- RichBoi88).

The manager was taken to the hospital after being hit with a "wet floor" sign. Another employee was treated for scratches.

Investigators say before the men drove off, they smashed the drive-thru window.

Police say they are using surveilliance video to investigate.

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[Shout out to Gobba!]