Will.I.Am Like's 'Em Short

Below is an excerpt from Will.I.Am's recent interview with King Magazine. He talks about his affinity for short women. Read...

Let’s say I put you in Jay-Z’s shoes and I asked you to write a song about Beyonce.

No.


I smell a quitter.

I’m not Jay-Z and she’s not my girl.


Use your imagination.

She’s not my type like that.


So says the blind man.

She’s pretty, she’s beautiful but that ain’t my type. I like short girls. I like 5 foot 2 and that’s it.


Anything taller wouldn’t be right.

Maybe, 5’ 5’’, she could get away with it. But now, I can’t fuck with anybody taller than 5’ 3’.


How tall are you?

5’ 10’’.


Um, help me out here, Sherlock. (LOL -- RichBoi88)

I just like ‘em short. I like em so I can spoon em in the bed. So, I can snuggle. I dont like long ass legs. Like, what the fuck?


I’m guessing you won’t be climbing any models.

Hell No. They skinny. They legs [are] all lanky and shit. Fuckin, taking up the fuckin blankets and shit. They fuckin’ taking up the bed. Nah, homie.

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Is it just me or did Will.I.Am get played by the interviewer maybe once or twice?

[Shout out to moonahx!]