Confirmed: Halle Berry Is Pregnant

Remember the pregnancy rumors from about two weeks ago? Well, they have now been confirmed. Halle Berry is three months pregnant. Apparently production for her movie with Billy Bob Thornton (the new one with the old plot) has been postponed 'til further notice.

Now that we got that out the way I'd like to express my dismay at this news...

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I am not happy. Thank you.