Now That's What I Call BULLSHIT

Nicole Richie was in and out of jail in 82 minutes. Let's try that again...NICOLE RICHIE WAS IN AND OUT OF JAIL IN 82 MINUTES. While the world was focusing on Lindsay, Nicole snuck into Lynwood (jail to the stars) and was booked at 3:15pm. By 4:37pm, she was a free woman. Now that's justice. Excuse me while I sip me some liq and drive on the wrong side of the road. Who cares...I can do 82.

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Lindsay Lohan is going to be serving one day in jail. Yes, one as in 1. She's also gonna be doing 10 days of community service and was put on 36 months probation but just one day in prison??? It can't be right. She was meant to do two days (which is still ridiculous) but she was credited for the few hours she spent in jail the day she was busted.

In other LL news, Lindsay released the following statement to TMZ:

"It is clear to me that my life has become completely unmanageable because I am addicted to alcohol and drugs.

Recently, I relapsed and did things for which I am ashamed. I broke the law, and today I took responsibility by pleading guilty to the charges in my case. No matter what I said when I was under the influence on the day I was arrested, I am not blaming anyone else for my conduct other than myself. I thank God I did not injure others. I easily could have.

I very much want to be healthy and gain control of my life and career and have asked for medical help in doing so. I am taking these steps to improve my life. Luckily, I am not alone in my daily struggle and I know that people like me have succeeded. Maybe with time it will become easier. I hope so."

It's called damage control.