A Dying Man's Wish

Taken from Celebslam:

“Alright, look. I’ll get down to the point. You have those nude photos of lindsay lohan, and i am dying of cancer. I am 26 Why can i talk about this in such gingerly terms, you may ask? I’ve come to accept the fact that i don’t have much longer to live. My number one thing to do before i die has been to see lindsay lohan naked. This has been my dream ever since she was on SNL. I understand that you run a site as your job, and if these photos got out that could mean hell for you and your site. But i’m asking you, out of the bottom of my heart, to send me these photos.”