Lindsay and Mariah Sex Tape!!!

LOL..got ya!...moving along...

Lindsay Lohan's former bodyguard has written a tell-all book where he reveals that the actress once tried to grab Mariah Carey's ass and breasteses, among other lesbionic and drug-fueled moments.

Don't know if this is true or not, there are pics of Lindsay that definitely support the drug claims but other than that I don't know. Dunnies be gettin' mad thirsty so you can never tell when a tell-all is a tell-all or just a bunch of lies. However, if this is true...oh well...I'd grab it too.