Showing posts with label Enterprising-Ass Gorilla. Show all posts
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Friday, December 14, 2007

Somebody Will Get Stomped

50 Cent & his goons continue with their [white] frat pranks. This time, Tony Yayo is on the receiving end. Heaven knows...if what you're about to see happended to me...[See Title]. Enjoy the video.


PS: Did you see DJ Whoo Kid reach out to shake 50 at 2:02? Now that was hilarios.

Monday, December 10, 2007

50 Cent & Co. Punk DJ Whoo Kid...Again


On another note, Tony Yayo reminds me of that one kid in high school that wanted to be accepted by "the cool kids" so desparately...and was willing to do anything for it. Random thought...but that's all I see whenever I see him with the G-Unit crew. Anyways, I'm going to bed...have a good night.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

50 Cent + Tony Yayo = ASSHOLES

I'd be mad as hell if anyone did this to me...


DJ Whoo Kid toothbrush clean sneakers

Monday, October 22, 2007

Saturday, September 1, 2007

50 Cent And Kanye West On The Cover Of RollingStone

No, this is not the actual cover, but a fake version that 50 Cent's camp put out...obviously aimed at dissing Kanye. They [Fif & Kanye] did, however, actually do a photoshoot for the next issue of RollingStone though...anyways, back to the picture above. Am I the only one who thinks 50's dissing himself as much as he is Kanye? I understand the whole "gorilla unit" concept but what black man in his right mind would really go ahead and let himself be represented by a gorilla??? SMH...One step forward, five steps back. Graduation in stores September 11.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

OnSMASH Interview With 50 Cent (Part Deux)

Nobody likes Curtis the way Curtis likes Curtis. That's all I'm gonna say. Enjoy.



Related Post:
OnSMASH Interview With 50 Cent

Monday, August 20, 2007

OnSMASH Interview With 50 Cent

Don't know what's more annoying...the sound of 50 Cent talking shit, the fact that the bastard is probably gonna outsell Kanye, or the fact that in the 15 seconds that I actually spent watching the interview, the folks at OnSMASH use the word "effect" rather than "affect" when referring to the impact of technology on CD sales. Sigh...the trifectas of my life. Video below.



Friday, July 20, 2007

ATTN 50 Cent: SHUT UP!

Below is a six-part interview Curtis had with Funkmaster Flex yesterday. In the interview, he talks smack about Kanye and even calls Lil' Wayne a whore (LOL). The links to all six parts of the interview are below. Check them out.


Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6


Tuesday, July 17, 2007

The Great Thinker Of Our Time


In response to this question...

What percentage of MCs in hip-hop do you think are actually intelligent?

One man said...
You have different kinds of people. You have people that are extremely book smart that lack common sense so they don’t know what’s going to affect their audience. They have more information than me based on reading. For instance, Nas is a really smart guy. He reads books constantly. We were around him on the Nastradamus tour. He was almost weirder than me ’cause we would go to breakfast and he’d be there reading a book. Conceptually, I think that’s what made him drift away from what his initial audience enjoys from him and why he’s not hot right now.

No comment.

Friday, July 13, 2007

Curtis Pushed Back YET AGAIN

Curtis Album Cover

Yup...you read the headline right. 50's new record has been pushed back yet again; the album will now be released on September 11 (BAD IDEA), a week later than the last push-back date. If I were 50, I would start binding demons. Someone at Interscope is trying to destroy him.


Source

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

50 Talks To XXL About Killa Cam

When asked about what he thinks about Cam dissing him for not "being in the streets with the people", this is what 50 had to say:

"What am I supposed to do, stand on the corner and smoke weed with him? I don’t smoke weed, and I’m not standing on the corner. For what? I stood on the corner when that was my hustle. I got a new hustle and a new concept of a corner to stand on. The same idiot that you just mentioned went on 60 Minutes and said he wouldn’t tell police about [the whereabouts of] a serial killer. Only thing missing from hip-hop is an IQ test. If you’re smart, you know that’s not the fuckin’ place to say that. Then you gotta send a statement out and apologize. What does that mean? That he will snitch?"
They're both idiots but 50 has a point.

Thursday, July 5, 2007

50 Is Mad That His Crew Doesn't Rock G-Unit Gear

In an interview with XXL Magazine where he talks about no longer taking financial responsibility for his crew, 50 expresses dismay at the fact that he's peoples don't rock G-Unit clothing. Below is an excerpt from NY Daily News:

"I looked around the room, and I was the only person with G-Unit sneakers on. But they were being paid," he adds. "It had become the norm for the check to come, but they were no longer wearing the clothes."

Curtis...forgive them...grown people (no matter how ghetto) don't like to be seen in G-Unit. Sorry.

Saturday, June 30, 2007

50 Cent & Robin Thicke Performing At The House Of Blues In LA


Actually feeling that "Follow My Lead" track. It's a shame it's no longer gonna be the next single off Curtis.

On another note, someone please ask Robin Thicke to never try rapping ever again...in his life...ever...okay I'm done.



Friday, June 29, 2007

Forgive Him...He Wasn't Concentrating

Remember 50's BET Awards Fiasco? Well, he claims that he skipped the first verse because he "just wasn't concentrating" because he had almost been knocked off the platform that brought him onstage by one of his dancers. Therefore, he "snapped into survival mode" and proceeded to go say w'sup to his boys in the audience. Makes perfect sense to me.

In 50 other news, he's next single is gonna be called "Ayo Technology"(???!?!?)....have no fear, the name of the song has been changed to "She Want It"; it features Justin Timberlake and Timbaland. He had originally shot the video for "Follow My Lead", which features Robin Thicke, but that project has since been shelved....damn, they don't love Curtis.


Source

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

50 Cent....Diva Extraordinaire



Okay so it turns out that I wasn't paying attention when 50 was performing as I was surprised when some of my peoples were telling me that he kept cursing and what not. It also turns out that he missed his cue and didn't start rapping when he was supposed to...or maybe he was just being "gangsta"...so many questions, so few answers. If you watch the video above, you'll hear his DJ saying "what up 50" a couple of times to cue him.


At the end of the performance, he goes "Vitamin Water, ladies & gentlemen...Vitamin Water". I don't if that was a shameless plug or an attempt to stunt on the crowd, but either way it was dumb as hell. And in conclusion, I ask, what the hell is wrong with this man?